Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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