Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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