I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I just sucked dick on a ferry
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Randomize
