Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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