Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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