Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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