this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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