That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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