so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
