Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Randomize
