She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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