Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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