Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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