are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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