Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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