oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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