I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Randomize
