You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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