Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
you would pick up someone in the library
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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