there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
The power of my boobs compel you
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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