i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He? As in you personified your dick?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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