Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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