So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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