K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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