This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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