She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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