You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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