He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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