was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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