everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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