Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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