Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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