Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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