Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
