Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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