How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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