Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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