So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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