Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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