O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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