thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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