Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
This house was built for laser tag.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
My feet surprised me
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