The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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