North Korea, Best Korea!
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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