he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
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I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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