Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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