her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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