They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Randomize
