She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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