I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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