Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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