so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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