good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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