She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
