.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize