i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
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