So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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